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Post by ailishsmom on May 7, 2010 20:04:10 GMT -6
Here's another timesuck (as if we all need more): Crazy Things Parents SayI laughed 'til I cried! Here's a sample: Jenny’s Crazy Dad Said:
"Me: “How did you manage figuring out how to join Matt’s event on Facebook?”
Dad: “I don’t know how I responded because I tried and could not figure it out. I clicked on party’s and before I could get out of there I think I signed up for a kegger party, some gay guys dog baptism, and some fat chick with a full beard is coming to pick me up at 9:30 tomorrow night on a moped. I am never going on facebook again.” |
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Post by ailishsmom on May 7, 2010 20:12:21 GMT -6
Jes’s Crazy Parents Said:
(Regarding a co-worker who went vegan)
Mom: "She can’t eat meat… She can’t eat anything that had a face!"
Dad: "Does that include clocks?"
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Post by Alexis on May 10, 2010 9:36:41 GMT -6
Hahaha! Those are great. Okay, I got one from back in highschool. It was winter in Iowa. (Water freezes over up there, so keep that in mind.)
Kristen: "I'm staying the night at Sami's house."
Mom: "Don't go boating!"
She was dead serious.
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Post by Michelle on May 11, 2010 0:10:36 GMT -6
What Teia's crazy Mom said:
Me: I’m not sure… I might look it up on Wikipedia later.
Mom: What!? Why would you do that?!
Me: Mom, do you even know what Wikipedia is?
Mom: …something to do with witchcraft…?
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beyondjenna
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Post by beyondjenna on May 14, 2010 11:05:28 GMT -6
My mom drives dump truck and is getting a newer truck.
Mom: I found out what my truck number is going to be.
Me: Did you?
Mom: Yep 201
Me: Are you serious?
Mom: Why wouldn't I be?
Me: Because that is the house number
Mom: I guess it is. I knew you were good for something
My oldest which is 7 comes in.
Mom: Hey baby guess what Grammys new truck has a number. Remember look for 201 when I get the truck.
Schuyler: Grammy is your truck in "insert town"
Mom: No why
Schuyler: Because you said its 201 and we are at 201 Grammy did you forget where we live?
Mom: No Ky I didn't but it makes me look bad when a 7 year old is smarter then me.
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Vampyre
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I am a reader, not a fan. :)
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Post by Vampyre on May 14, 2010 16:40:37 GMT -6
On our way to the Grand Canyon
Mom. can we stop and see the meteor crater?
No, I'm not stopping to see a big hole in the ground!
Um just what do you think the Grand Canyon is?
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