I laughed 'til I cried! Here's a sample: Jenny’s Crazy Dad Said: "Me: “How did you manage figuring out how to join Matt’s event on Facebook?” Dad: “I don’t know how I responded because I tried and could not figure it out. I clicked on party’s and before I could get out of there I think I signed up for a kegger party, some gay guys dog baptism, and some fat chick with a full beard is coming to pick me up at 9:30 tomorrow night on a moped. I am never going on facebook again.”
Post by beyondjenna on May 14, 2010 11:05:28 GMT -6
My mom drives dump truck and is getting a newer truck.
Mom: I found out what my truck number is going to be. Me: Did you? Mom: Yep 201 Me: Are you serious? Mom: Why wouldn't I be? Me: Because that is the house number Mom: I guess it is. I knew you were good for something
My oldest which is 7 comes in.
Mom: Hey baby guess what Grammys new truck has a number. Remember look for 201 when I get the truck. Schuyler: Grammy is your truck in "insert town" Mom: No why Schuyler: Because you said its 201 and we are at 201 Grammy did you forget where we live? Mom: No Ky I didn't but it makes me look bad when a 7 year old is smarter then me.